You're welcome, neighborhood.

We live in a calm, quiet neighborhood. The average neighbor probably qualifies for a senior discount at any restaurant. They are nice, and all have well kept yards... Not so much at The Jeongle. I had 'decorated' with a poorly painted rock and some weeds. My mother informed me several weeks ago that I was decreasing the property values and these beloved neighbors were likely giving my yard the stink-eye... All of that has changed.